For when the answer is always a hard pass. 🙅‍♀️
This high-quality pigment-dyed sweatshirt or hoodie features the sarcastic embroidered phrase:
“immediately no.”
Perfect for introverts, anti-social types, and anyone who’d rather not deal with drama. With its relaxed fit and cozy vintage wash, it’s as comfortable as it is relatable. Wear it to run errands, lounge at home, or out in public when you need your shirt to speak for you.
Every sweatshirt and hoodie is pigment-dyed, which creates a unique lived-in, vintage vibe with subtle color variations—no two are exactly alike.
Details:
Available as a pigment-dyed crewneck sweatshirt or hoodie
Embroidered phrase: “immediately no.” (clean, minimalist lettering)
Garment-dyed for a soft, cozy, broken-in feel
Unisex sizing (order true-to-size for relaxed, size up for oversized look)
80% cotton / 20% polyester blend for comfort & durability
Minimalist, sarcastic, and effortlessly funny
Why You’ll Love It:
A cozy essential with a bold, relatable statement
Perfect gift for introverts, anti-socials, and sarcastic friends
Vintage-washed pigment dye makes every piece unique
Wearable year-round for lounging, errands, or casual hangs
Sizing:
Unisex fit. Please see size chart in photos before ordering.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
Perfect For:
Introverts & anti-socials
Drama-free besties
Sarcastic statement lovers
Everyday cozy wear with a funny edge
HOW TO ORDER
First select your size and color of sweatshirt from the drop down menus. Then before checking out, choose one thread color of your choice from the thread color chart in the listing photos. Type your selection into the “personalization” box before checking out.
PROCESSING TIMES
Everything in our shop is made to order and carefully shipped from Myerstown, Pa. Please allow 7-10 days production time. This helps to reduce waste and ensures the quality of each piece.
RETURNS
We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase from Custom Cuties. If for any reason you are not satisfied, we offer a 14-day return window from the date of purchase on NON customized items only. I cannot accept returns on items where personalization has been added. If you are unhappy with a customized purchase, please contact me asap and I will do my very best to rectify any issues.
Please note, the item must be returned in its original condition, meaning unworn, unwashed, with all tags attached, and in the original packaging. Any item that has been altered, damaged or shows signs of wear will not be eligible for a return. The item must be returned within 30 days of first initiating the return.
Once we receive the returned item, we will process the refund within 5-7 business days. The refund will be credited back to the original payment method used at the time of purchase. Please note, shipping charges are non-refundable.
7-10 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.